Call this one the Battle of the Snails, because it pits two bottom-feeders. The dregs of the NFC East square off against the dregs of the NFC South in a game few would watch if it didn’t occupy a prime-time slot during Monday Night Football.

Seriously though, if the Falcons sat down and played the Giants in a game of Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64, the game would end in a tie, with both teams getting the superlative of Mostly Harmless. Slappers only!

The Giants’ season is already a lost cause after the G-Men dropped their third consecutive game in a row and getting blown out, at home, by the Rival Eagles. The only Giant who showed any fight was mercurial star wideout Odell Beckham, Jr., who unleashed a head-butt and flurry of fists on a piece of sideline equipment. He’s lucky it didn’t hit back.

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